Veracity

Sometimes, I feel I'm too honest and I really need to keep my mouth shut. What some would view as a good quality is bad for me. I unintentionally offend, piss people off or hurt their feelings. Same goes with my humor. Once again, I have that feeling like I can never win or please anyone. I just don't know what to do sometimes. I would love to be a different person. I'm such a tool. :(